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1 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 19, 2014 11:02:13am

Another great illustration that being defenseless is a bad idea. Bad guy is very lucky to be alive had that spear hit lungs or heart it would have been lights out forever.

2 Chez Ko Pe  Sep 19, 2014 12:20:25pm

“JUSTICE REQUIRES AN EXIT WOUND! WHAT IF THE PERP COMES BACK TO FINISH THE JOB?! WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT TO BUY A GUN? SUPPOSE THE RACE WAR BREAKS OUT TONIGHT? WHAT IF I WANNA SHOOT MY FAMILY RIGHT NOW!?!? SICK SIMPER TYRANNOSAURUS!!!1!! (*accidentally blows foot off with existing arsenal*) LOOK WHAT YOU LIBERALS MADE ME DO!!”

3 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 19, 2014 12:52:59pm

re: #2 Chez Ko Pe

Straw man much?

4 LoonRadio  Sep 19, 2014 6:24:35pm

Thomas McGowan is an example of the overwhelming feedback loop created by stupidity and bad luck. He is also a criminal who deserved to be caught and deserves to be punished. That said, Jimmy Morgan, Jr. seemed to actually enjoy the idea of stabbing someone.

He says, “He started retreating and I started advancing and I was stalking him here, you never cross your legs, and I cornered him right here.”

In addition, he says, “The door was locked and shut. He was panicked at this point. He said, ‘I can’t get out, I can’t get out’.”

Morgan Jr. says after fumbling with the door McGowan was able to get outside.

“As he was running, he smeared blood from here to high heaven and he splattered here and he splattered there and splattered all over there. It was like a deer,” Morgan Jr. says.

Also, Morgan Jr. says he defended himself using what he has learned through a personal hobby.

“It’s called the SCA. It’s a medieval fighting and we do use spears and swords and things of that nature. I don’t have a firearm so I have a short spear, very quick, very agile and very deadly,” Morgan Jr. says.

He says, “I am a Christian man and I don’t want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it.”

In the end, I Googled an image of Jimmy Morgan, Jr., and found a recipe for Loaded Baked Potato Dip. I love you, internet.


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