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1 CriticalDragon1177  Sat, Dec 14, 2013 2:48:55pm

Political Atheist,

This is hilarious! I love it!

2 calochortus  Sat, Dec 14, 2013 6:01:20pm

Ironically, at least for me, it came with an ad for photo editing software to ‘improve’ portrait photography.

3 Justanotherhuman  Sun, Dec 15, 2013 12:25:42pm

Those are brilliant!

“For that poreless android look you’ll never achieve in real life.”

“Immortalize your beauty. No one will ever know. As long as you never let anyone see you in person again.”

Fantasy in fashion and beauty ads. Just like in the movies. Except we expect our movie stars to be fantasy figures because of the nature of that business. We don’t expect not to live up to what we buy, and it’s an image killer, really—we’ll never, ever achieve those looks and worse, never be satisfied with our own real, human selves.

“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. Don’t forget the filter.”

4 Decatur Deb  Sun, Dec 15, 2013 12:30:18pm

For several decades the editors of the NYT weekly fashion magazine mandated that belly buttons on lingiree and bikini models be airbrushed out. The paper became aware of its practice in the 1960s, and stopped. No one could remember why they started.


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