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1 sizzzzlerz  Jul 28, 2014 12:39:37pm

What could possibly go wrong?

2 Ryan King  Jul 28, 2014 12:55:30pm

We’re against the government but we’re here to help law enforcement as long as brown people are involved.

3 Skip Intro  Jul 28, 2014 1:12:52pm

One of the pics at the site is of (ex) Chief Kessler getting directions to where the little brown ones can be apprehended from a helpful Border Patrol agent.

4 Skip Intro  Jul 28, 2014 1:14:17pm

re: #1 sizzzzlerz

What could possibly go wrong?

Angry misfits with guns? Hell, it’s got to be the safest place in Texas.

5 KerFuFFler  Jul 28, 2014 1:14:43pm

What flag is that they’re flying?

Seeing them posing for the camera shows them for what they are, poseurs fantasizing about a violent adventure “defending” their homeland. Yeah, you really need guns like those to confront unarmed children….

Fucking cowards.

6 Skip Intro  Jul 28, 2014 1:16:33pm

re: #5 KerFuFFler

What flag is that they’re flying?

Seeing them posing for the camera shows them for what they are, poseurs fantasizing about a violent adventure “defending” their homeland. Yeah, you really need guns like those to confront unarmed children….

Fucking cowards.

The flag of the III%ers. although that’s the first time I’ve seen it.

7 goddamnedfrank  Jul 28, 2014 1:37:33pm

I’m sitting in Starbucks right now listening to the most paranoid government surveillance conversation ever. Cell phone tracking, laptop camera hacking, keyword sniffing insanity.

8 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2014 1:39:00pm

re: #7 goddamnedfrank

I’m sitting in Starbucks right now listening to the most paranoid government surveillance conversation ever. Cell phone tracking, laptop camera hacking, keyword sniffing insanity.

The same Starbucks that has free access to anyone wifi?
:D

9 goddamnedfrank  Jul 28, 2014 1:41:46pm

I can even tell you if she’s got a green card. I can even tell you if she’s a muslim or not!

In the future in ten or fifteen years, you’re not going to be able to pay for anything without a chip in your hand.

I hate to say it but I’ve known this for a long time.

10 goddamnedfrank  Jul 28, 2014 1:43:16pm

You’ve got drones!!!

I can tell you exactly if you vote Republican

11 lockjawcanbefun  Jul 28, 2014 1:44:08pm

Why do they have a luchador with them?

12 goddamnedfrank  Jul 28, 2014 1:44:56pm

I don’t know if you know this, they’ve done studies, are you familiar with Isaac Asimov. Big Brother, that’s already happening.

13 goddamnedfrank  Jul 28, 2014 1:47:32pm

They’re going to be able to sell privacy. Remember that time you masturbated to [unintelligible], I’ll sell you three months of that event not being on the internet for $300.

14 Lidane  Jul 28, 2014 1:53:19pm
The groups, who identify themselves as “Patriots,” “Oathkeepers” and “Three Percenters,” are using social media, blogs and a 24-hour hotline to recruit and mobilize volunteers that will travel to Laredo, carry firearms and attempt to assist law enforcement agencies on the border.

Because law enforcement in Laredo doesn’t have enough to deal with on a daily basis. Idiots.

I should call my cousins that are cops in Laredo and get their opinions on this shit. Might make for a fun conversation.

15 Bulworth  Jul 28, 2014 1:55:44pm

Do these guys behind Operation Cliven Bundy Secure Our Border have jobs?

16 b_sharp  Jul 28, 2014 1:56:13pm

“I’m not much of a man, but when I carry a gun and act tough with this bunch of like minded losers, I feel like I’m King Fucking Kong”

17 b_sharp  Jul 28, 2014 1:58:29pm

re: #7 goddamnedfrank

I’m sitting in Starbucks right now listening to the most paranoid government surveillance conversation ever. Cell phone tracking, laptop camera hacking, keyword sniffing insanity.

They all believe they’re the ‘Most Interesting Man/Woman in the World’

The NSA just loves me!

18 The Ghost of a Flea  Jul 28, 2014 2:06:16pm

Border security would probably be served better by a team of Sailor Moon cosplay enthusiasts.

19 nines09  Jul 28, 2014 2:12:49pm

Look at the tool 2nd from the left in the ICP mask. Yeah. They all look like him on the inside. Tough hombres. Future killers. Born to maim. Who’s funding this insanity? I’ll bet some of these douche bags are getting Gummint money.

20 ausador  Jul 28, 2014 2:28:03pm

re: #1 sizzzzlerz

What could possibly go wrong?

Awaiting the declarations of “No True ScotsMilitiaMan” about 10 seconds after the gunsmoke clears. :(

21 StephenMeansMe  Jul 28, 2014 4:26:30pm

re: #12 goddamnedfrank

I don’t know if you know this, they’ve done studies, are you familiar with Isaac Asimov. Big Brother, that’s already happening.

At that point I would have punched him for critical sci-fi literacy fail.

22 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2014 4:27:37pm

re: #21 StephenMeansMe

At that point I would have punched him for critical sci-fi literacy fail.

Really, I’m still shaking my head over that major fail!

23 ausador  Jul 28, 2014 5:18:20pm

re: #12 goddamnedfrank

I don’t know if you know this, they’ve done studies, are you familiar with Isaac Asimov. Big Brother, that’s already happening.

re: #21 StephenMeansMe

At that point I would have punched him for critical sci-fi literacy fail.

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

Really, I’m still shaking my head over that major fail!

I never liked Asimov much, his vision was too dystopian and gloomy. The kind of stuff I liked was more along the lines of Orwell’s “I Robot” series.

///

24 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2014 5:19:20pm

re: #23 ausador

I never liked Asimov much, his vision was too dystopian and gloomy. The kind of stuff I liked was more along the lines of Orwell’s “I Robot” series.

///

:D :D :D

25 HappyWarrior  Jul 30, 2014 7:04:33am

So they loathe the government but yet they want the government to spend a ton of money to keep people out of our country. Face it guys, you’re not anti government. You don’t like who’s running the government and that shows because militia activity spikes in Democratic presidencies while being pretty low in Republican ones.


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