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1 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 1:30:55pm

Nu...all right, so they won't drink Dr. Pepper. What can I say?

2 researchok  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 1:42:01pm

I foresee the Law of Intended Consequences rearing it's head.

Look for Dr Pepper sales and Coca Cola stock prices to go up.

Another sign from Heaven.

3 EiMitch  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 3:35:05pm

So Dr Pepper does an ad that parodies "March of Progress," and bible thumpers are up in arms? Faux News defends and successfully promotes Chik-Fil-A, so suddenly the wingnuts think they have the clout to make everyone do as they say. And for starters, we must never say the word "evolution" again.

Gee, why do I have such a low opinion of creationists?

"Hello! I'm a fundy. I believe science is heresy, and public schools are to blame for America's bad rap on edge-u-ma-cation. Iron E? Is that like a new vitamin or sum-fin?"

These clownshoe scrapings deserve all the mockery we can muster.

4 nines09  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 5:19:27pm

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle. Loons Baying in Tune.

5 renata39.5  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 5:44:37pm
“I ain’t no freaking chimp. No more Dr Pepper for my household. God Bless y’all,” one user wrote.

Fortunately, evolution agrees with him. He isn't a chimp, it's true. *eye roll*

6 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 15, 2012 8:55:52pm

Nearly half of our people reject the theory of evolution in favor of rank superstition. This from the country that put men on the Moon. Shame! Shame! Shame!


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